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Postmodern Paddock
The focus is on the decorative interior finish work in this
episode. Bob tries his hand
at stenciling in the paddock. Offsite, we tour the famous
paddocks of historic Willow Springs International Raceway and Oschersleben.
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� Sperry Topsiders: "Manly shoes for a manly job"
� Gas-Soaked Rags: "We smell serious from the get-go"
� Jiminy's Cricket
Killer: "No more annoying chirping"
� Kool-Aid� Colors: "For walls you can lick"
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Bathroom Fun, Part I
Read about the bathroom project that was the first in a series of home repair
projects. It was the original hair puller and teeth gnasher... |
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Bathroom Fun, Part II
You'd think that the experience from the first bathroom would make the second one easier. At
certain points in the project I wanted to cry just as much as I did during the first project... |
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Bathroom Fun, Part III
All you need to stop the leak is the magic Stink Eye. |
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My Dog Sucks
I love my dog, but she also really
sucks. This home repair project was necessitated by her
destroying the gate with a clawhammer she must be hiding
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Wallpaper Sucks, Part I
I know why people use wallpaper. It's because they see a pattern they really like and
they think they'll never, ever have to remove it - if they did, they'd never put the shit up in the first
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Wallpaper Sucks, Part II
Having to use a wallpaper steamer blows. Having to use one that should've been
retired a decade ago doubly blows. Make that doubly burns...
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Door No More
For the
longest time we had two side-by-side doors that led into the garage. If you're like me, you think that one
door probably works fine...
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With
version 2.0 you can visualize your next painting
project.
Buy home plans
online, or use our Custom Design Service
to plan your renovation project.
Featured Plan:
Outhouse
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Rotary Saw
Designed to cut through the hubby's Porsche when he files for divorce to be with his
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Generator
Lets you watch TV while the rest of the 'hood is plunged into evil
darkness.
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 How To's
This
week's featured articles are devoted to getting the job done right:
Touching live wires
Teeth are not tools
Dogs can help paint
Summary of shortcuts that usually don't affect structural
integrity
Tip Library
Check out our extensive
library featuring hundreds of project; no sissy Martha Stewart stuff like making faux
fur lampshades. And, for sure, not a bow or dried flower within a ten-mile radius.
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Expert Advice
Our key Expert Advice? If you have the money, hire someone else to do it.
Bulletin Board
The
bulletin board is temporarily down while we remove all the questions about Bob's beard. We know
that the bored interns at HGTV posted them all so knock it off before our lawyers contact your
lawyers.
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