. Hands On/Off Repair.......................

. The Stink Eye.



This was a special case of simultaneous hands-on/hand-off repair. My bath fixture was leaking. This sucked since I had a new Moen fixture put in just a couple of years ago; kind of soon for it to be acting up.

I took off the front piece to reveal the inner workings. I consulted my home repair book and it told me to check the cartridge unit. I pushed and pulled repeatedly but the unit would not come apart.

I sat there for the longest time, mad, and stared at the plumbing guts. I alternated between looking at the book and giving the fixture my best raw, uncensored Stink Eye. Before I had a chance to completely ruin my shower, I decided to live with the slow drip and I closed it all back up.

And that's how I almost fixed it. The leak is nearly gone; just a few protracted drops per hour now. Some of you engineering types will argue that I reseated something by doing all that yanking, but I know in my heart that my magic Stink Eye scared the plumbing into compliance.

My magic Stink Eye plumbing services is available for $50/hour plus travel costs. You homeowners know that's a total deal.


Update: While the Stink Eye is incredibly powerful, it is not always permanent. The drip eventually came back with greater frequency. There are Moen models in which a cartridge pulling tool is supposed to be used. While helpful, it's not required. The guy at my local plumbing store told me to thread a screw into the end to get good purchase with a plier and then pull firmly. The cartridge at first resisted coming out but then suddenly let go. I put a very light coating of silicone grease on the new cartridge and it easily slid into place. Now reassembled, the drip is gone. Or at least I hope so.

Update 2: This morning I found that I couldn't turn the knob over to the hot setting; I hadn't reassembled it correctly. I took it all apart again and discovered that water was dripping from the shut-off valves. The guy at the plumbing store had warned me not to use them because they were notorious for leaking, but I had already used them before I received his sage advice. I went back to the store today and asked him what to do and he told me to back them all the way out. He also handed me two small o-rings to use if that failed (which would require additional discombooblating). So far having them totally backed out seems to be working. The upshot is, don't use those screws unless you live in an apartment and have no other choice. Use your house's main water shut-off instead. Having an obvious leak is annoying but manageable; having a silent, secret leak behind the wall is trouble.   

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