White Trash Snack

Ok my Caucasian friends, don't get down on me for this recipe because this secret delight was passed on to me by my round-eyed husband, who is from the original "Florida Cracker" line of hominids. Generations of his trailer-living forefathers subsisted on this tomatoey pleasure, and they still insist it's all you need for strong bones, a clear mind, and the stamina of a 17-year-old. Ingredients: • 22 tbp ketchup • 2 tsp horseradish • 1 tsp lemon or lime juice • A bunch of saltine crackers Squirt or gently scoop ketchup onto a plate. Place horseradish and lemon juice on top. Mix all together. Dip crackers into sauce, insert cracker into mouth, and let your eyes roll back with pleasure. Serves: 2 Sodium Level: High-ish Fat Content: Barely Perceptible Racer Fuel Rating: 3 stars