. Racer Hair .......................

. Ain't Natural


I've got a lot of hair. I've grown tired of washing and combing said hair. As an experiment, I thought I'd try to dye the ends of my hair as light as possible. Then after the experiment was done, I'd just chop it off. The bad news: The attempt to make the ends blonde was a resounding failure. Three boxes of hair bleach only got me to an orangutan orange. The good news: Orangutan orange isn't all that bad. I think I'll hang onto the hair for the race season. After all, weird hair is a racer tradition. In fact, see what I think the racers below should try for this year.

Nicky, I recommend you try dreadlocks this season. It would be a bold, Rastafari move. One world, one love, one smokin' Hayden. Tony, you've got a great bad boy vibe and should embrace some long L.A. rock-locks. Death black is the only color to have for this style. Frankie, your hair has good color so just go with barrettes to jazz up the look. Any barrette will do, but fairing-free versions will look the best. Colin, your head shape looks good so let's go clean. In your "after" example, I grafted skin from your forehead.
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Nori, you're a madman so the only style befitting you would be a total head-twister. Be sure to find a beautician-cranial surgeon if you try this one. Kenny, a coral-colored weave pattern will accentuate your shades. It's a conservative look that will get you total respect. Miguel, the hat totally works, but how about expressing a little more of your love for life? Also, try super-sizing it for a hipper look. Eric, a simple, marbled Kawasaki green will bring out the color of your eyes and ears. If you want, do the brows in a forest green for a complete look.


In case you haven't figured it out, click on any of the above pictures to see the new style.

Got a good picture of a rider you'd like to see made over in the Racer House of Style? E-mail me the pix and I'll see if I can use it.


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