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Ruben Xaus - Heath Ledger: Turn Ruben into a blonde or Heath into a brunette and you've got twins. Those languid eyes combined with that Droopy Dog smile can't possibly run in more than one family.
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Aaron Yates - Chris Kelley: Chris is originally a Florida panhandle boy, so not only do these two share big noses, they're also a couple of fine southern crackers. I really like Aaron because he reminds me of my old man, 'cept he talks way funnier and his ears aren't as floppy.
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Max Biaggi - Kevin Richardson: I don't expect you to know the name Kevin Richardson, but I do expect you to have at least heard of the band Backstreet Boys. Biaggi and Richardson may have been separated from a third brother: Beelzebub.
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Colin Edwards - Matthew McConaughey: In general, Edwards does not look like McConaughey, but he happens to look like the actor during his severely shorn phase for the movie U-571. In most pictures, Edwards looks rather like a hairless Bugs Bunny.
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Daijiro Kato - Björk: All Daijiro lacks is some pumpkin pigment to make his hair as quirky as that of the Icelandic alternative pop princess. And the gender difference, you ask? What is gender but a few innies versus outies?
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Chris Walker - John Hurt: They're both British - isn't that evidence enough that they're brothers? The bags under Hurt's eyes suggest that he's a bit older, but it could just be that Walker has figured out the trick about using Preparation H under his eyes to reduce the puffiness.
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James Toseland - Josh Hartnett: Don't know who Josh Hartnett is? If you have a teen-aged daughter, go ask her. Whenever Toseland wants to give up motorcycles, he can become Hartnett's stunt double and score with some major Hollywood hotties.
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Steve Hislop - Patrick Stewart: Think that just a bald head will make you the brother of Captain Jean-Luc Picard? No, it's the pointy ears that proves they're brothers, as well as distant relatives of Spock. Note to Ducati: Check the Enterprise; methinks Hizzy slipped Picard a gray market Testastretta engine.
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Valentino Rossi - Steve McQueen: Sure, they don't look like identical twins at the moment, but give Rossi twenty years and all the whiskey and cigarettes he can consume, and he'll wake up looking exactly like McQueen. Let us not forget that McQueen also loved bikes; it's in the brothers' blood.
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Norick Abe - Sonic the Hedgehog: One is a mammal. And the other is a mammal, too. So why can't they be brothers? The hair simply screams, "Reunite us - we have so many stories to share about the hair gels we've used!"
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Loris Capirossi - Herman Munster: What is Capirossi's baseball cap hiding? A scar that's identical to Herman Munster's! Since you can't see the obvious, focus on the smile and the blood bond becomes wickedly apparent.
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Mauro Sanchini - Hank Azaria: Although Azaria's an actor, he's probably better known for his voice: think Apu, Moe and Chief Wiggum, among others. If Sanchini can't make inroads as a racer, he should ring up Azaria and ask if The Simpsons needs another guy with a funny accent.
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Carl Fogarty - Eerily Sentient Eagle: Look at the piercing predatory eyes and super sharp beaks. The big family question: Will Foggy have his genealogy traced to find out which of his ancestors got funky enough with a raptor to introduce birds of prey into the bloodline? |
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Neil Hodgson - Dudley Do-Right: Two words: big chin.
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