. Laguna Seca ............................

. 2000


Liberace never had such style There he is, Miss America. Oops, wrong contest. Make that Captain America. BB style Ben's threads when he's chillin' with the boys. Check out Eric giggling. Is nothing sacred? The shoe of choice between races? The time-honored feet-freeing flipflops. Flatulence is funny Fart jokes never fail to make him smile. He's so like the rest of us.
Ticket these, pal... I'm giving this fellow both barrels. He was located near the track just off of Laureles Grade. Ben's naked bike Here's Ben's bike without the crunchy outer coating. Ben's dressed bike And here's the bike with its clothes back on. Took off my shirt just in case Ben narrowly missed the podium in race 1. I waited at the bus stop just in case they took Ben's ride away.
Oh yeah, right there... Can you grab me again except next time without the jacket? Hee hee I asked Ben to draw a heart on my jacket. This means we're married in certain third world countries. I'm touching #1 I lawlessly jumped the red velvet barriers to stand next to Ben's AMA bike. The fly paper and the fly Find me. Find Ben. I'm watching. Watching. Watching.
Bike infestation Bikes were parked everywhere. On the cement. In the dirt. Up the trees... Mecca for quacks Find Ducati Island. Hint: It's sort of below the red Ducati UFO. .01% cruiser turnout Lots of bikes, but scarcely a Harley to be seen. They've all been locked up at Sturgis. White leathers Where's Ben? Honestly, he's in this busy picture somewhere.
Ducati signing session Ducati autograph signing session. Make the fans happy or you get sent to Team Gobert. Autograph sweat shop Borja and Pegram must write their names quickly or they will be flogged. Bayliss tries to fold a paper airplane out of his poster Bayliss and Polen probably wonder why baseball players get $10 per signature and they only get a bottle of water. Maroon, cream, and blue Let us hope that blue hair dye hasn't been linked to excessive dysfunctionalitude of the wang.
Marry me and get free ironing Here's a guy reading my marriage proposal to Ben. "Ben" wrote back (see next pix). Height of romance The offers I taped to my bike weren't accepted. But they also weren't declined... Bostrom wants his jacket back Jamie is a fan who tried to snooker me into believing Ben was dating Kobe Tai (bad dogs will know the name). Beauty nap If you think camera work is about zooming in on chicks in bikini tops, wouldn't these guys still be at it?

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