Name:

Age:

City:

One food you would eat till you puked, it's that good:

Favorite Civil War hero who was also a primate or pirate:

Your evaluation of any third world country's socio-political situation and its impact on their economy:

Bono vs. Mike Tyson - Explain which one you'd invite to dinner and why:

Describe your hair:

Favorite 80s new wave band:

SSN, driver's license number, or credit card number...whichever you're most comfortable giving out to a total stranger:

Your average commute time:

The average number of times you want to "liberate someone from his or her soul" during your commute:

Your self-perceived purpose on this planet:

And finally, a multiple choice question: Your hand is down the front of your pants. Why?
a. My hand is cold.
b. I got an itch.
c. I'm adjusting the goods.
d. It's where I keep my coin purse.
e. My hand? Aren't you more curious how my head got down there?