Subject: Ducatis: why would I buy one?
Having a Ducati is silly. They are unreliable, expensive to fix, and they are not better than an average Japanese
bike. My 2002 GSX-r750 will easily blow away the new 999 Ducati. You are a silly person. And I seriously doubt you
can ride as good as a 14 year on a Yamaha Raptor. Your ramblings on the crashed Honda was truky sad. Why not HELP
the guy? You are weird person. Plus your writing is badly structured.
David Wolfkill <[email protected]>
Hey, to each his or her own. I happen to own a Ducati, an Aprilia and a Suzuki right now. I've had a Honda, a
Yamaha and a BMW and I'll probably own a bunch of other bikes, depending on what catches my fancy. And I ride
however I ride, whether it's better or worse than that 14-year-old on the Raptor. And the jackass in the crashed
Honda? If you recall, I asked if the occupants were ok. What did you want me to do, go down and flip the car over
for him? As for the badly structured writing, people have problems with Homer's (not Simpson) "The Iliad and The
Odyssey" so you win some, you lose some. Peace be with you.
Subject: ZINA KELLY IS A TOTAL POSEUR; Filipina should use real name
People who ride Ducatis think they are way cool.
Wrong. They are like those idiots on the freeways who think they are Hans Stuck on the Nurburgring when they buy a
BMW. They know in their heart that Ducati 999 is a piece of shit, it is ugly and Zina Kelley would be put to shame
by a kid on a generic rice rocket. I feel sorry for you losers. Let's talk performance: does the 999 even come
close to the GSXR???? No way. So take your gay ass Ducatis with your "valve"(put $$$ here) jobs, and let's see you
try to be Troy Bayliss on the street. The fact is: that WSB Ducati is about a $1m. The Ducati has OK performance.
You yuppies have to "justify" the $$$$ and valve thing, so they make fun of Jap Bikes. You middle age poseurs are
not at Silverstone, so get a fucking LIFE.
David Wolfkill <[email protected]>
Wow, so angry. Just remember that I put down no bikes
anywhere on my site so I don't know why you're so defensive. I have friends who own and race Gixxers. If you think
Ducati owners have more money than you, that's not my problem. And yes, referring to me as "Filipina" suggests you
have racial issues. Really, try not to be so mad at people you don't know; you might live a more pleasant,
stress-free life.
Subject: Why buy Ducati?????
A Ducati is so uncool. Buy a chopper made in the USA. The performance of any Ducati is, at best, mediocre. Buy an
RC51, put thousands$$$ into it and blow the doors off Ducati poseurs like Zina Kelley. You worship at the Ducati
alter. Why? The success they had in WSB is part of the reason. Yet any Honda (sport) is so much better than a
Ducati. The replica bikes from Ducati are not even close to the real deal. Ever see a Ducati win an endurance
race? Nope. All Hondas and Suzukis and Yamahas. Oh my God I have stated the obvious: Ducati are fucking crap. Any
Ducatis win the TT?
David Chang <[email protected]>
David, c'mon buddy, I can tell it's you even though you changed your sender name. You're really mad about
something, something way outside my reach. Well, not much I can do to help you. I'm gonna jump on my Suzuki now
and run some errands. One love, man.
Subject: Zina Kelley is a lesbian
Jesus Montalban <[email protected]>
No, I have no idea who this could possibly be from.
Subject: DUCATIS ARE GARBAGE
JAPNESE BIKES ARE SO MUCH BETTER. ZINA KELLEY'S WEBSITE IS DEVOTED TO DUMB ASS STUFF. THE FACT THAT A HONDA
ACCORD FLIPPED OVER IS "FUNNY" TO HER HEY ZINA, WHEN YOU CRASH I WILL TAKE SOME PHOTOS AND POST THEM AT MY
WEBSITE.: WWW.FILIPINAWHORES.NET. ZINA IS A DUCATI WORSHIPING FOOL. KIND OF LIKE A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN OR
SOMETHING. MY SUZUKI GSXR1000 WILL SMOKE YOUR GAY NIGGER LOVING BIKES. LATER, LOSER
Jesus Montalban <[email protected]>
Hugs, David, you need hugs.
Subject: DUCATIS ARE COOL
David M <[email protected]>
ZINA KELLEY IS SERIOUSLY COOL. I LIKE HER POSITIVE ATTITUDE. I NEED TO SELL MY GSXR75O AND GET A DUCATI 998 OR
999. I WILL BE KEEPING AN OPEN MIND AND VISITING MY LOCAL DUCATI DEALER.
After the initial barrage, I received the above the following morning. And shortly after that I got a link that
lead to the following ecard...
People don't change overnight. But sometimes behavior modification occurs when they're told that web mail is not
anonymous. For those of you who plan to dog other people in this manner, just remember that your IP address can be
traced and this includes through services like Hotmail. I know, just when you thought people couldn't see you pick
your nose while you're in your car behind tinted windows...it turns out they can!
Subject: Gays like Ducatis. Case closed.
Peter Popovivh <[email protected]>
David, you're slaying me. I thought we covered the thing about changing your name in the email reply line. I try
to help you walk but you keep falling down.
Subject: Ducatigirl fans are racist, violent and lunatics
Zina, you have posted some comments. People have emailed me death threats. I hold you responsible for their
behavior. I am ready to take you to court with legal action. Do you condone death threats? This is insane. You owe
me an apology for your crazy fans. I have no beef with them just the DUCATI machine. I simply said: Ducatis are
not worth the money. That's it!!!! I am right. The Ducati 999 does not peform as good as many Japanese bikes.
Period. Stop directing you insane people to email me..... this is not good behavior. You are breaking the law.
jeff weiss <[email protected]>
David, you flatter me. You actually think I have an evil minion at my disposal ready to do my bidding? Oh, if only
I did; I'd never have to take out the garbage again. Of course I do not condone death threats. Neither do I
condone people who write socially improper email to others out of the blue. You see the irony of all this?
If you want this to end, here's what I recommend: Lay off whatever go-go juice you nip at that spins you up and
makes you sit at the keyboard, pounding out weird stuff and sending it to strangers. The less you send me to
publish here, the less people will be interested in you. Keep your opinions to yourself - get it?
Next, I want you to go outside and find a puppy and pet it. They're beautiful little things; they'll melt your
heart. I know your initial desire will be to throttle it because for some reason you'll think its eyes look like
998 headlights, but let it lick your face and you'll be a convert to the softer side of the emotional arts. And
being nice won't make you gay, if that's what you're ultimately worried about.
Subject: Ducatis=scheisse
Ducatis are for middle age ladies like yourself. You are a racer wannabe, Zina. Go ahead make good on your cut off
service. Go for it. I did nothing wrong. You cannot take it when I point out the obvious: Ducati makes shit bikes.
So stop all your silly put downs, and argue the merits of the case. If you can. You "Ducatgirl" freaks who have
emailed me: one had his service cut off, another has his job. Bring it. I love dogs and cats. I love my Suzuki.
Peace, asshole.
VLADAMIR WEISS <[email protected]>
John le Carr� is an English spy novelist. You're English, too. Is that why you've got so many interesting spy
names, all pregnant with mystery? I do appreciate the fact that you said "peace" to me before signing off. I feel
like we're making some ground in civility even though you juxtaposed it with "asshole." Still, I like the
progress.
Subject: Oh Zina you are soooo cool
Your website has really old stuff on it like Ben Bostrom in 2001. Hello! He is now racing with Honda. Oh, you were
stalking him because he was riding a Ducati. Oh insane is this? Would you be taking pictures of him if he were
riding a Yamaha? Zina, get a life. Peace, Vladimir
todd whitelaw <[email protected]>
Our relationship is drawing to a close. I don't hear from you every day now so I reckon you've found a new
girl. I mean, I'm not upset; it's good we're transitioning like the adults we are. I do have to admit to
something, though. I was unfaithful to Ben. I had something going on with Aaron Yates and he actually wrote me to
dump Ben but I wouldn't. I've got blueprints going for a polygamist colony in which I'm the Head Shiznit and I was
hoping that these racers would just get along. It's going to be a tough sell. To potential suitors, stay tuned for
future interviewing opportunities to populate the colony. I will pay relocation expenses and a generous per diem.
--- August, 2004 ---
Subject: ducatis are soooooooo gay
amory.starr <[email protected]>
After quite a long layoff, my friend dropped me a line. Someone else doing research on him came across my site
and wrote to me inquiring what was his malfunction. I advised him not to reply unless he had the time and energy
to lob grenades for a few days. This guy is grossly undermedicated and his self-therapy is to write to as many
people as he can with his drivel. Having learned that he is a complete mental lightweight, I opted not to reply to
his latest chatter.
--- Bonus Weirdo! ---
There's a guy out there by the name of joe jacson who uses the email address [email protected].
I haven't posted any of his emails because they're just not suitable for a sensitive, child-oriented site such as
this one (bwahahaha!). Seriously, though, this guy is filled with hate and malice and I just want to say if you
found my site by searching on his name, then you've probably received some disturbing email from him. I want to
say that you're not alone and to just ignore him. Like the guy above, this guy writes to people he doesn't know
and you may be one of his recipients. Some people are just unhappy s.o.b.'s and all you can do is be thankful you
weren't born them.
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