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It’s true that the pen is mightier than the sword. Why else would companies pay monstrous
sums of money to ad agencies to get you to open your wallet when they could just as
easily threaten to kill you if you didn't buy something? Because mental manipulation is
easier than you think, and, of course, there's no jail time involved. A few cleverly chosen cool words and you’re hooked. You’ll want to be associated with that product; you’ll pay money to put their sticker on your
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Demoralize mother nature • Exxon • Union Carbide • Dunlop Power is nothing without control • National Rifle Association • LAPD • Pirelli Tires If only mother nature had a face to slap • Exxon • Union Carbide • Moose Monarch Pass Because even our heroes are human • Mike Tyson press statement • Martha Stewart press statement • Suomy Helmets Ultimate 4 stroke performance • Viagra • Any teenage male • Motul So far so good • Chernobyl scientist’s assessment when he didn’t smell anything funny after the initial meltdown • The four jinxing words Davide Tardozzi always manages to say right before Ruben crashes • Michelin Tires Lock it or lose it • Riker’s Island state prison • Chastity belt industry • Kryptonite Living large is your best revenge • Rochester Big and Tall Clothiers • Huge guy who won American Idol • Moto Guzzi Inspired by very special human beings • Clonaid and Raelian priest, Felix Clairvoyant • Script for “Dumb and Dumber” • Dainese Better than a pit pass • Dirty Dan’s Pure Platinum strip club • Ben Bostrom’s pick-up line • Motorcycle Racer magazine |
Going somewhere? • Your parents • Your wife • Tour Master Some people are better equipped for life on the edge • Armed militias • Dead people • Avon Tyres Deeper Richer Smoother • Chris Kelley referring to his Unit • Any $4.25 Starbucks chi-chi venti coffee drink • Crystal-Glo Motorcycle Polish Fast Precise Light • Chris Kelley referring to his Unit yet again • Guided missile with anorexia • Renthal Slide in easy. Ride in easy. Feels good inside. • Chris Kelley referring to his Unit an incredible third time. • Any garage when you’ve been riding in 30° weather. • EDZ Sports Base Layer The laws of physics want their virginity back • Zina Kelley after Chris Kelley made the above three references to his Unit • Mrs. Sir Isaac Newton • Kawasaki Celebrating 40 years in the adrenaline delivery business • South American bus drivers in the mountain regions • Coke, before they stopped adding the coke • Suzuki Looks. Stength. Intelligence. You can’t argue with DNA. • Typical parent bragging about kid • Ducati North America while high on something • Honda Evolution meets revolution • Any monkey in a cage with a gun in its hand • Neanderthal's first date with Pancho Villa • Arai The result of years of superior intelligence • The Yugo • Not YOU if you answered ANY of these questions incorrectly! • Yamaha |
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