.American Supercamp.....................

. Colton Class


Why?

At the time I signed up for American Supercamp late last year, I was enjoying dualsporting and wanted to see if I could take my skill up a level. The depth of my dirt training was a five minute segment on a motorcycle TV show that Dave Despain hosted before motorcycling fell even further out of favor and his show became the car-centric "Wind Tunnel." 

At $600 for a two-day class, American Supercamp is not exactly bargain basement cheap, but their web site said they provided dinner and all the water I could drink so that sealed the deal for me. I had heard some praises about this class but never any specific details so I had no idea what to expect.

Two courses were being offered at Colton: non-racer and racer. I wanted to enroll in the non-racer school but because of a work conflict, I had to take the racer school. According to their web site there's not a huge difference between the two, but being entirely untrained, I was a little concerned that the racer school would be above my skills. 

Day One
The mailing I had received said the class time ran from 3:00 pm. to 11:00 pm. Night classes? Interesting. I drove up a little early since I didn't know where the Honda Rider Education Center was at, and it's a good thing I did. The directions on the flyer I received, although followed to the best of my ability, did not lead me to their doorstep. I got the chance to tour Colton and even visit Grand Terrace before I found the place.

I didn't know what to do so I just hung out in the parking lot and stared at the little dirt course. Upon first impression, it didn't seem too exciting. As it got closer to 3:00, an instructor came out and cruised the lot to look for people like me sitting around, not knowing what to do. He said to come into the classroom (I didn't know there was one) so I wandered into the building and found the room where others were waiting.     

After signing the usual legal forms, Danny Walker had us all introduce ourselves before going into some detail about what we'd be doing in the class. It seemed like most everybody had solid dirt riding experience, if not also dirt racing experience. There were a handful of us pavement people hoping that with our moderate level of track experience we'd step up pretty quickly.

One of Danny's main points was to not overdo it on the first day because we'd be doing a lot of riding that we'd feel when the night was over, and that the next day would be even harder. P-sha...I just snorted. I work out almost daily and muscle pain from some silly little amount of riding was not going to be descending upon my lithe bones. Danny talked about a groin muscle that we didn't know we had that we would soon know we had. He wasn't kidding. So far as I can tell, it's a muscle that evolved over millions of years for the very specific purpose of allowing dirtbikers to stick their leg out at an angle. If there's any other purpose for that muscle, no one knows what it is. Seven hours after poo-pooing Danny's warning, I was using my hands to lift my legs in and out of the truck.   

The first drill was a simple oval. Well, it should've been simple. I learned immediately that street technique is completely different from dirt technique and over and over and over I kept doing everything wrong. For me, the whole evening was about overcoming what was burned into my mind as a pavement rider. After the first few sessions I was pretty frustrated and thought about not going back the next day. It wasn't even so much I was riding really poorly, but the way I wanted to handle the bike in the dirt was not the way the instructors wanted it done. I was constantly being yelled at to get my outer elbow up, get my inner arm down, get my ass up on the seat, get harder on the rear brake, get up against the tank, get into the slouch position, get get get. It was like having someone shouting at me to change how I walked after having done it the same way for four decades. O-v-e-r-l-o-a-d.

About the yelling: It's not bad yelling. It's just yelling because the news has to be delivered at a volume one can hear over a gaggle of XR100s, so there's a little military feel to it. There was one bullhorn in use and there's no mistaking your name when delivered through such an amplification device. One of the instructors would also have a long stick so if necessary, you'd get your elbow tapped to get it up. Another instructor on a bike might also ride up behind you and slap your elbow or push on your hip to make you think about your position. The student-teacher interaction was fairly high.

What is a rear brake? Motorcycles have them? And you're supposed to push down really hard on it when changing directions in the dirt? The things I was learning. All this time in the dirt I've been turning with some weird front-end tuck-and-recover process. In the flyer they recommend smooth soled boots, not dirt boots, and for good reason. Because you have to quickly slide your foot on and off the brake, the dirt boot catches on the footpeg. I had to lift my foot on and off the brake; near the end of the day I couldn't brake any more from fatigue and started cheating by going back to the front brake. And after the mud drills, the cleats on a standard dirt boot is caked with mud and your feet feel an extra ten pounds heavier. The dirt track racers had a horror movie shuffle because of the metal plate they put on their left boot. Every time one walked by on the concrete it was a slow and sinister CLUNK-grind, CLUNK-grind, CLUNK-grind. The methodical gait said, "I'm coming for you pavement people with my claw hand..."  

One of our exercises was the mud drill, in which the track was watered down to rob us of traction. If you've ever ridden in mud, you know it's extremely slick and fairly unforgiving (our XR100s were outfitted with small knobbies on the front and street rears to reduce traction that much more). Bad form in mud usually results in the bike ending up on the ground. What the mud exercise actually taught me was that I was a very good bad rider. With all my slipping and sliding, I kept it upright and even did some passing as a few of my peers squirted off in wrong directions or ended up on the ground. I would never win a race, but if we were given points for staying upright in spite of our lame selves, I think I triumphed in that modest contest.

Another exercise was the one-handed drill. You kept your left hand planted on the gas cap and the point of this was to show you how you need to get your lower body involved in the turns. This was an excellent drill that helped drive home the point that the lower half of the body could play a big role in the steering.      

Dinner was a much needed break. Being in the C group, we were always last up and that meant we were also last off the course to get our dinner. Groups A and B were already enjoying themselves and I had expected to find most everything picked over by the time we got there, which was the case of the last track day I attended. Much to my pleasure, there was still plenty of food for the last group in. Eating well when starving was worth half the price of admission.

After dinner we graduated from the oval to a U-shaped track. We took what we learned before dinner and kept working on it. The instructors often had people pull over so they could point out what the student was doing wrong. Normally I'm a calm and mellow person, but every time they pulled me over I'd start waving my arms around like a monkey on crack. I knew I was going to be told something I should already be doing; that combined with the adrenaline meant if I didn't wave my arms to dissipate the energy, I would've exploded.

At the end of the first night I felt better about what I was doing. I was still having problems doing it all correctly, but I felt like I was ready to come back the next day and try it again, as opposed to earlier in the evening when I thought I was better off just giving up. Me defeatist? I just prefer to look at it as the path of least resistance; don't resist giving up if you really suck.     

Day Two
We started out the day in the classroom looking at some footage of road racers and their body position on the bike. Of particular interest were Nicky Hayden and Eric Bostrom, two guys with dirt track upbringings. If they could benefit from the same techniques being taught in this school, than certainly we dolts could learn a thing or two. Point noted.

We picked up where we left off the night before with various drills. There was in particular a drill in which we had to weave cones with one hand on the gas cap. If we hit a cone, we had to pull over and do ten push-ups. I knocked one over, and an instructor behind me proceeded to hit it. I pulled over and asked the instructor, "Do I do them?" figuring maybe I'd get a pass as a girl. He said, "Yes, and so do I." He said I could do girl push-ups but I was so proud of the class for enforcing gender equality that I did the standard male version. There are a few times in my life that I would've given anything for a picture, and that was one of them. Full motocross gear, head-to-head with another helmeted guy, doing push-ups in the dirt. My mom would not have been proud. 

After dinner the track configuration included a berm and a small jump – really more like a lump. Although not impressive in size, they did add an element of fun to the course. We finished the evening on this course, which was good because it gave us the chance to work on something repeatedly.     

I forgot to mention that initially I was disappointed there were three groups; it seemed like there'd be a lot of waiting. But I soon learned that the drills were just tiring enough that the two-rotation break was perfect, especially nearing the end of the second day, when all I wanted to do after each session was get off the bike and lay down on the hay bales.

I felt like I received exceptional attention from the instructors, but I'm not sure how much of it had to do with the fact that I was one of three women in the class (technically I was the only woman, as the other two were teenage girls). The young instructors may have seen The Graduate and cast me into the role of Mrs. Robinson. Or maybe they have moms they'd love to see try so hard. Or maybe everyone got the same attention I did. I don't know which is correct, but I was really happy with the staff. I would take the class again if I had $600 sitting around.

I haven't been out on my dirtbike yet, but I have run some errands on my Monster. At first the Monster felt like a Goldwing compared to the XR100s, but after a while it was back to its light self. I've never had a problem turning my Monster, but it seemed like the class has helped me turn it that much more quickly. I think I'll need a few long rides to see what the class has done for me on a broader scale. I'll let you know if I've made any significant gains on my DRZ400 after I've had a chance to take it out.

The dogs enjoyed the class too. At least they enjoyed not being away from Mom all day. A little American Supercamp chicken dinner was their reward for not tearing up my gear bag or pissing on my spare boots. 

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