. The Ben Moratorium ............................ |
. How Ironic |
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Friends, Because I have found gainful employment at Ducati.com/racing, I will be ratcheting back on the Ben content because if I keep going on about Ben's ass or stuff like big-feet-big-?, it could be misconstrued as sexual harrassment, and then Ben won't sleep well worrying about what I'm saying, which in turn will affect his performance, which in turn will result in him fighting it out with Mrkyvka for 15th place, which in turn will result in Tardozzi removing Ben from his Christmas card mailing list, which in turn will result in catastrophic loss of self-esteem, which in turn will result in me being sued for millions of dollar by he who can no longer properly conduct himself aboard 155. It's all connected, it's all sordid. Your hostess, Zina |
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Look for my work on Ben's site. A list of my articles are on this index page. If you're interested, here's my write-up on the Women's Riding School event that took place at Ducati Revs America. TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION... |
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Go to Zina's home page. |