The Most Miserable
Today was the first race of the MotoGP season at Jerez. Who had the most miserable day?
Sete Gibernau: Finished 2005 with a DNF. Started 2006 with a DNF. That monkey pox curse Rossi put on him will never be lifted.
Valentino Rossi: Could have been his worst first race of the season ever in his career. Crash aside...9th in qualifying?!
Loris Capirossi: Sure he won, but he had Federico Minoli trying to french kiss him all night - and succeeding.
James Ellison: Facing a long season of being last in every race bedecked in Yes-I-am-being-lapped! bright yellow.
Max Biaggi: Watching Rossi go down and not being there to finish off the job by accidentally running over him. An opportunity so lost he coverted to Judaism so he could really let it out at the Wailing Wall.