Me and Elvis used to have a good time
We'd cash in all our Coke bottles and buy a quart of wine
Me and Elvis used to ride out to the park
Smoke his daddy's cigarettes and come home after dark
Me and Elvis used to really rock and roll
We'd like to crank up our guitars and then we'd really lose control
Me and Elvis used to ride our motorbikes
We used to always skipped school, we did just what we liked

Me and Elvis
Elvis and I

Me and Elvis we were cool with the chicks
He had a smooth delivery, we knew how to get our kicks
Me and Elvis never worried about the cops
He flashed the badge he got from Nixon every time that we got stopped
Me and Elvis used to play pinball all day
The machines would never tilt, no one ever had to pay
Me and Elvis liked our leather jackets black
And we'd ride up and down the river in a brand new cadillac

Me and Elvis
Elvis and I

Sweating in the Memphis sun
Elvis kept us in the shade
When the crowd got much too thick
Elvis put up barricades
When the Colonel gave him lemons
Elvis served up lemonade
When the time came for departure
Elvis had his dues full paid

Me and Elvis really tried to disappear
We took his jet down to Las Vegas and we stayed a couple of years
Me and Elvis watched TV till it got late
And we would never change the channel, we'd use Elvis'.38
Me and Elvis never meant to sing the blues
But avalanches never go in the direction that you choose
Me and Elvis finally made our sacrifice
And now his picture's on my mantle sitting next to Jesus Christ

Me and Elvis
Elvis and I