. The Pictures Behind the Antics . |
. Feb 14, 2025 |
Is he really busting my ass about the umlauts? I'll bet his dieresis that he can't do an æ dipthong. |
Oh yeah, he's the guy who keeps telling me we were separated at birth. Right, like I've got a twin named "Bon" who loves karaoke and polyester shirts. Wait a minute...let's get his name offline. |
Hey, ask that girl what she's wearing. |
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This guy wants me to choose between racing or girls? Tell him that I'm the original "Ride All Day, Rave All Night" man. I will not even entertain that notion. |
You really think this is Foggy asking for an autographed copy of my underwear? Didn't he make enough to buy his own? |
Fans are nice. I know that if I'm homeless one day, one of them is bound to remember me and let me sleep in his toolshed with the feral cats until I'm back on my feet. |
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Yeah, 911? She's following me again. Can you do an Internet trace for me? Her name is spelled Z-i-n-a... |
...Look, I feel very much in danger. Can't the Internet police find her? You can catch pedophiles on the Net, can't you? She's 12 years older than me. It's the same damn thing!... |
...You need to take me seriously. I am Ben Bostrom, WSB rider. No, WSB is not a subsidiary of Warner Brothers! Oh, never mind. Hey, before you hang up, do you have the number for Domino's Pizza? |
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