. DRC at Pro Italia ............................

. 10/23/99


Think that motorcycles are the best thing out of Italy? Well, don't forget about what's always di moda -- fine fashion. And this year, Michael Martinez sports the latest in "grandpa grunge biker." Whether those are boxers or pajama bottoms he's wearing, it doesn't matter. True high fashion requires risk. Congratulations to our resident risk-taker, Michael.
There's Tim standing at semi-stalk distance. I think if World Superbike doesn't go to Ben's head, if he stays the nice guy he is, I can probably recruit a whole bunch of people to stalk with me. I know Tim and Chris really dig his down-to-earth attitude. Now they only have to get in touch with their feminine sides to appreciate him completely.
Same height. Same color hair. Same penchant for eyewear. Could they indeed have been separated at birth? In case you need clarification, that's Leonard on the left and Ben on the right. They're our very own Men In Black.
This Terminator is a steroid-enhanced version of the Monster. The tail lights are very cool, as are the headlights (which, unfortunately, we didn't get pix of). Would I accept one were it given to me? Oh, sheesh, let me think about it.
No report would be complete with the obligatory creepy pix of me. I'm standing behind Ben as he talks to Koke and his wife, Mandy. I'm trying to send psychic messages to the back of Ben's head. I'm telling him he wants to move into my house and join the DRC club, in that order. If I do get him to join, do I get a recruitment discount on my membership?
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